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May. 14th, 2008 03:42 pmDissertations done and handed in. Exams next week. Moving on to the OMFG.
I was looking around my old old external harddrive to find some Kyou Kara Maou (no, I don't know why) and found a bunch my old High School work. Including a script for an English project done with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
reservoir and others. We had to perform a modern adaptation of a scene from Macbeth, and we decided to tape ours and edit it to make it all shiny. Our modern adaptation was in the style of, uh, Valley Girls. So, Seana has said I should post it, because for all of its cracky 11th grade immaturity it is still very funny in a satire of badfic kind of way.
This is now 5 years old, unedited from that time, a lot of the humor may only make sense if you know the people involved, and it was always meant to be (awesomely) bad. So, with that in mind, I give you our 11th grade English project (Oh god ...):
Macbeth, William Shakespeare, Act IV, Scene i
Modern Adaptation: Valley Girls
Cast:
Jane (first witch) – Kerry (chibikaijuu)
Tracie (second witch) – Seana (reservoir)
Stacie (third witch) – Kat (white_howler)
Heci (Hecate) – Lowell (aegeus)
Mac (Macbeth) – Lowell
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EXT. A SEMI-WOODED AREA – DAY
A cauldron sits in the middle of the scene, JANE comes into the scene carrying her familiar, a CAT, and a bag.
CAT
Mew, mew, mew.
TRACIE enters with her familiar, a HEDGEHOG, who nips at her nail, and a few grocery bags.
TRACIE
Unh! Stupid animal! I broke a nail …
( Read on ... :O )
The finished product was even crackier due to someone's playing way too much with some of Final Cut Pro's sillier settings. The fight scene especially got drawn out and I believe ended up not having Britney Spears but Heart's Barracuda played over it. I also don't think this is the final version of the script, as I remember some other jokes in the final product, though those might have been improvised on the day. There was also an easter egg thing withreservoir dying of a SlimFast and cough syrup overdose that came after the credits.
We ended up getting a 100% even though almost none of classmates got the jokes. Our teacher did and that's all that matters.
I was looking around my old old external harddrive to find some Kyou Kara Maou (no, I don't know why) and found a bunch my old High School work. Including a script for an English project done with
reservoir and others. We had to perform a modern adaptation of a scene from Macbeth, and we decided to tape ours and edit it to make it all shiny. Our modern adaptation was in the style of, uh, Valley Girls. So, Seana has said I should post it, because for all of its cracky 11th grade immaturity it is still very funny in a satire of badfic kind of way.This is now 5 years old, unedited from that time, a lot of the humor may only make sense if you know the people involved, and it was always meant to be (awesomely) bad. So, with that in mind, I give you our 11th grade English project (Oh god ...):
Macbeth, William Shakespeare, Act IV, Scene i
Modern Adaptation: Valley Girls
Cast:
Jane (first witch) – Kerry (
chibikaijuu)Tracie (second witch) – Seana (
reservoir)Stacie (third witch) – Kat (
white_howler)Heci (Hecate) – Lowell (
aegeus)Mac (Macbeth) – Lowell
---------------------------------
EXT. A SEMI-WOODED AREA – DAY
A cauldron sits in the middle of the scene, JANE comes into the scene carrying her familiar, a CAT, and a bag.
Mew, mew, mew.
TRACIE enters with her familiar, a HEDGEHOG, who nips at her nail, and a few grocery bags.
Unh! Stupid animal! I broke a nail …
( Read on ... :O )
The finished product was even crackier due to someone's playing way too much with some of Final Cut Pro's sillier settings. The fight scene especially got drawn out and I believe ended up not having Britney Spears but Heart's Barracuda played over it. I also don't think this is the final version of the script, as I remember some other jokes in the final product, though those might have been improvised on the day. There was also an easter egg thing with
reservoir dying of a SlimFast and cough syrup overdose that came after the credits.We ended up getting a 100% even though almost none of classmates got the jokes. Our teacher did and that's all that matters.