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Dear Joseph Gordon-Levitt,

I still find you attractive. However, you are not Sam Spade. Stop trying.

Love,

Lowell xx


Dear Rian Johnson, director of The Maltese Falcon Goes to High School Brick,

Your film was entertaining. However, entertaining does not mean good. Your unironic use of film noir stereotypes and direct references to certain 30s and 40s detective films in a teenage settings actually came off as pathetically hilarous and ironically stupid. Entertaining, nonetheless.

-Lowell


Dear Flist,

I still read you! I almost never miss anyone's entries, even if I don't comment or post very often. I have an exam on Wednesday, and another the next Monday, and then I might actually start updating. Also, have booked flight and am back in the US on July 3.

Lots of love,

Lowell