May. 16th, 2009 11:15 pm
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I'm not bitter about Jade. I'm not British for one, so I'm not entirely invested in her like a lot of people. She was technically brilliant, she was emotional, and it actually moved me a but. But it wasn't very Eurovision so fifth is very respectable. But of the other top four only Azerbaijan deserved it. The others were just carbon copies of other acts:

Turkey - Shakira.
I mean, I actually thought it was Shakira for a minute, and judging from twitter so did a LOT of other people.

Iceland - Taylor Swift
She wants to be Taylor sooooooo bad. So bad. Baaaaaaad.

Norway - Mickey Mouse Club
It was just ... terrible. It didn't deserve to win. It didn't deserve to be in the top 10. The music was boring and felt like some Alan Menken cast-off that wouldn't have been good enough for The Little Mermaid 17: Ariel's Granddaughter Marries an African-American Sea Turtle. The lyrics were like something a 15 year-old dork writes for a poetry assignment in English class, all fairy tale and perfect girl. Seriously, Alexander, if those are the kind of lyrics you think are good you need to lose your innocence and get raped against a brick wall by many burly men. And then to top it off you played a violin during the song. It was barely passable when New Kids On The Block did it and that was like 20 fucking years ago. Stop it, and die. Just die.

I voted for Portugal.

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Date: 2009-05-17 12:12 am (UTC)
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Anger is healthy. But you're a freak. I did not watch, as I was at work. If I hadn't been, I still wouldn't have.

Jade Goody was a moron. I have evidence to back this up.

I am a cynical person these days.

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Date: 2009-05-19 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
By Jade I mean Jade Ewen, the UK entry, not Jade Goody. :P

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Date: 2009-05-19 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
For this I am thankful. I thought you might have been impaired since we last spoke.

Though that kid kinda freaks me out too.


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